I Don’t Want to Speak Your Language

Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large

“Hey, can I get a small black coffee with a little ice and a medium white chocolate mocha with skim milk and two shots?”

“A tall pikes place, light ice and a grande skinny white mocha double?”

“Whatever, a small coffee and the white mocha with two shots and skim.”

“Got it, a tall pikes and a grande double, skinny white mocha.”

“Just get the fucking coffee.”

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