The Drip Cap
Pancake Saturday. It’s a tradition.
Ahh, how the butter melts into the pancake. Mmm, how the chocolate chips mix with the syrup to make an unstoppable taste team. Oh, and my favorite, the syrup bottle that sticks to the table.
Why advertise a no-drip cap when the cap obviously drips? All the cap does is drip. It’s a drip cap.
Your syrup (and the bottle it comes in) sucks.