Road Block’s Damnation
You might remember my posts about Barbie, “Dirty Blonds.” Sweet girl, had a rough spot in life.
Anyway, my son got a GI Joe action figure for Christmas, his name is Road Block (the guy from the movie I refuse to see). I’ve since started feeling really bad for Road Block even though his movie sucked so much. He’s a decent dude who carries two large handguns all the time and he can’t bend his arms or legs. Consider these difficult circumstances I’ve witnessed:
A relaxing dinner? Not for Road Block. This is turning out to be an Oscar Pistorius night.
My daughter introduced Road Block to Barbie’s friend, Skipper. Awkward.
Yes, Barbie has a sweet ride but people just aren’t feeling it with all that road rage.
GI Joe turns 50 this week, been fighting tyranny and oppression since 1964. This Road Block version is a poor substitute for the Joes of the past. Maybe he is being punished for being in such a terrible movie.