The Airborne Sham
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, mostly because kids have green snot running from their noses.
At the first sign of getting sick I increase my water intake, try to rest more, buy a half gallon of OJ and drink it from the carton, take vitamin C and Airborne Immune Support Supplement.
The only one of these that has a real price tag is Airborne.
Does it work? There is nothing to say it does; no studies support that it does anything for a cold.
It costs about $10 for 6 doses.
What a dumb-ass I am.