Starbucks: Dirt Shank’s Revenge

Dirt Shank

Remember my post about the annoying Starbucks language?

“Hey Welcome to Starbucks!”

“Medium Pikes with a little ice, please.”

“Grande house with light ice?”

“Sure.”

“Name please?”

“Dirt Shank.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Dirt Shank.” (with a serious face)

Then she writes “Dirt Shank”on the side of my cup and I win.

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