How was the flight?
Truth is, it was fine but I’ll do us both a favor and spare you the answer.
I waited for my baggage the other day and had to listen to some lady tell her friend the details of what was a mundane trip. Turns out she had to walk a little bit to meet her connecting flight. She also was apparently the only one on our flight who experienced a ”hard landing.”
Why not just eat another bag of peanuts and shut your freaking mouth?
What is the function of idle chit chat? Does it fill the silence? Serve as an ice breaker? It’s unneeded, there is way too much comical, important or necessary things to talk about.
Next time, save the useless banter and talk about the good shit.